A prayer for my sister
Our Sister, who art in Dorking,
Valerie be thy name.
Thy doggies come, thy poohs be done,
on earth as it is on carpet.
Give us this day our daily kong.
And forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who bark against us.
And lead us not into the neighbours garden, but deliver us from rabies.
For thine is the fridge, the freezer and the biscuit tin. for ever and ever. Woof Woof!
There was a Young Lady of Dorking,
Who had 4 large dogs for walking;
But their colour and size,
Caused such a surprise,
That she was famous all over Dorking.
(Apologies to Edward Lear)