I nearly had to do it tonight. I lost my bunch of keys, all the house(s) plus car keys and my gym swipe card. Luckily most can be replaced, except the car transponder which will cost about $250. I will spend tomorrow retracing my walk through the streets near the University and ringing police stations and the gym in case they've been handed in.
Meanwhile, I was saved from having to do the crawling. This is an unreleased version of 'Can you please crawl out your window' from 1966(ish) bootleg called 'Thin Wild Mercury music'. I love the images of bloodhounds that kneel, and especially the line "if he needs a third eye he just grows it" ...
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